THE PLUMBER
One of my minions happened to be a plumber and he assured me that he could get a good deal on three new radiators that I needed for my home, and that they would be at cost price. I agreed to this, and,as the labour was free, I was happy with the deal and very pleased with him!
However, a friend thought it was still a bit expensive, and, on looking at the catalogue, I realised that I was being charged £200 more that it should have been! So, when he next came to me, I pointed this out, and, much to my surprise, he admitted it straight away.
Needless to say, I dealt with him accordingly in my special room upstairs, and actually worked on him for a full 90 minutes!! I think he has learned a very important lesson. DO NOT TRY TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!
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